The “tiny” shorts advertised by Free People actually made a difference in customers’ knickers.
The high-end retailer, which specializes in “bohemian” clothing, announced on social media last week that “tiny” shorts are about to become a must-have for summer.
Thousands of customers have since weighed in on the matter in the comments, joking that the shorts are not the right length for the average adult woman. But they may be useful for hamsters.
“Everyone is relieved about these rude, offensive comments. I bought them for my hamster and she loves them!” one user wrote in the comments.
The post has caused quite a stir since it was first shared, with many women bonding over their mutual dislike.
All of the Micro Shorts retail for over $68, making them fairly short-term investments.
We’ve compiled the funniest comments below for your viewing pleasure, courtesy of Free People’s comments section.
USA TODAY on Wednesday sought comment from URBN, which owns Urban Outfitters, Free People and Anthropologie.
Social media users create connections by reacting to ‘micro’ clips in comments
“What’s going on with teenagers?” asks DIY and design influencer Ashley Keene, echoing similar sentiments from women who refer to denim micro shorts as “denim diapers” or “vajeans.”
Jenn Bee was one of many women to poke fun at the length of her shorts, writing: “We’re talking about free people, not free pee holes.”
“I’ve always wanted a pair of shorts that I could wear even during my pap smear,” @dontkegelchronicles wrote.
“Hi everyone, I just received a CVS receipt that is 126 times longer than the inseam,” Melissa Papock wrote.
Savanna Renee cited some advice she received from her mother when she was younger, writing, “My mom always told me, ‘If you have to put sunscreen on your vagina, your shorts are too short.'” I should give Does she buy a pair?
“I wouldn’t wear pants if I gave them a urinary tract infection because my labia would hit anything I sit on…” Jolene Escart wrote.
“This brings a whole new meaning to chapped lips. Plus, there’s no place to store lip balm,” says Ang McCabe.
“Will the Ozempic prescription come with the purchase?” joked Amy Gregory.
“My vagina feels seen,” wrote Sami Lea Konczewski.
While many women had something to say about the length and size of micro shorts, some wrote “they found their person” in the comments section of the post.
“Hate these clips, but this comments section is the best I’ve seen since MySpace,” blogger Elizabeth Coratola wrote.
Head to the Free People page for more reviews, but be warned: you might get a brief laugh.
This article originally appeared in USA TODAY: Free People’s short film dubbed “jundies” in hilarious comments