In 2007, I graduated high school with one distinction: Most Likely to Be on Reality TV.Since then, I’ve come pretty close (I’m almost on Peacock’s traitorbut couldn’t get off work and skip being a human canvas in some tattoo TV show because I was too anxious that I would end up with something horrible permanently on my body), but never felt so close as I did As magical as hope. smash houseis the upcoming game from Devolver Digital and Nerial, and it looks like it’s going to fulfill all my reality TV dreams and more.
You’re not a reality TV star smash housewhich is probably a good thing – most of them don’t turn out that well anyway (just look at Vanderpump Rules” Tom Sandoval). Instead, you’re the producer responsible for securing the latest season of the show smash house By far the best one. This means you’ll be picking the cast that must live in the iconic 1999 Malibu mansion, running the perfect ad to earn some ad dollars to help decorate the house, and making sure you capture all the drama and romance that’s going to happen. This is what’s bound to happen when you lock hot young singles in a space.
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But you don’t just do a one-and-done season – your job is to make sure smash house have the same lifespan big brother or bachelor or real housewives of orange county. You’ll be responsible for a number of different seasons, which will vary based on your choice of actors and the (potentially fickle) needs of your audience. As evidenced in the trailer, darkness is at work – Crush House seems to have its secrets, and you can discover them if you break a cardinal rule: don’t talk to the talent.
smash house No release date yet, just one “Coming Soon” on Steambut I can’t wait to see what drama and dark mysteries it holds.