popular board games scrabble According to five adults who are woke, they are paid too much to sit down and entertain grumpy baby boomers. fox news.
So, before we dive into The cesspool of fox newsthis is the new real deal scrabble.In Europe, a An updated version of Scrabble is being released This will include the original game you know (where you play letter titles to form words and score points), but will also include a “less competitive” version. This new way to play is all about completing objectives and using cue cards to speed up the game and make it more accessible to more people.This is a similar concept Beginner Scrabblewhich has been around for decades and offers an easier-to-play version of the game in addition to the standard version scrabble. The idea is to help more people get into the game.But in fact, according to fox newsjust another sign that things are waking up…apparently.
“scrabble Judge Jenny claimed in an April 10 segment: Five people Fox News.
In a clip uploaded to YouTube, the host recommends the new version scrabble There’s no scoring or losing traits – although there are – it’s just another example of people being too soft these days. Or maybe young people are just stupid? They seemed undecided.
“They removed certain words,” Judge Jenny declared. “They banned racist and LGBTQ slurs from the game, but there are also some new words that, you know, the woke generation would be comfortable with. So is this more about wokeism, this new scrabble, or is it about HDHD – I mean, ADHD and the fact that they need friends, they need prompts but they can’t spell? “
In response, liberal host Jessica Tarloff said removing the slur was a good move “everyone agrees” on the panel, who responded with “Not so fast!” and “Careful, Jessica.” .”
Then she suggested, hey, maybe Mattel—the company behind scrabble– This was done because it simply wanted to create a “lighter version” of the board game to appeal to younger people. “scrabble It could be a tough game,” Tarlov said.
“So is life!” Greg Gutfield replied.
scrabble Now it’s actually anti-humanity
At this point, Judge Jenny jumped in and asked Gutfeld if he thought Mattel would make “the cubes a different color so as not to offend people?” Gutfeld joked that he hoped so, then admitted that he had never played ball. scrabble But decided to still weigh in on the controversy. It makes sense that he is paid to be a scaremonger and complain about things rather than provide accurate news or insightful commentary.
“It’s so anti-human to play a game where you don’t score points — even if you’re terrible at something —” Gutfeld said, probably thinking he sounded very smart and serious. “It’s like scoring is part of your DNA. You know what? You need to keep track! I’m the worst tennis player in the world…I like to keep score when I play tennis, even if I lose 6-0 because I need to Keep score.”
“I’m surprised by this new scrabble Not getting four trophies so everyone feels like they’ve won,” judge Jenny added.
At this point, Jesse Waters jumped in and spent about a minute joking about Stevie Wonder playing tennis, being blind, and not knowing he was blond… Look, I’ll tell you the truth, At this point in the video I was starting to lose my mind and wasn’t paying as close attention as I used to.I know he suggested Speedboat is a game aimed at “intellectuals,” which I thought was a joke, but it’s presented in such a mechanical and serious way that I’m not sure.
They then end the segment by noting that board game sales are up, which is great, even if woke liberals are playing them. People are spending less and less time on their phones. Then the clip ended and I felt free and ran outside for a while to get rid of the Fox News stink.
It’s hard to see adults seriously discussing “wokism” for five minutes.However, this is basically modern conservative politics In the United States it has become. That’s what Fox News is now. It’s just that a lot of older people, mostly white people, act like the end of the world is coming because LGBTQ people are being respected, racist behavior is being condemned, and people are trying to be nicer and not be mean to others. That’s pathetic, man.
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